This may be my last post. I have been compromised. The man who I thought to be my friend may have led to me to my death. Things were going so well here in Taiwan I never suspected I had been duped to be living in a quantifiable quarantine zone. The man who I thought to be my friend is none other than, of course, Dylan Byrd.
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| Fat Dylan |
A new kind of menaced has emerged thanks to his own carelessness and incompetence. When buying the apartment he failed to notice one important detail. There is black mold everywhere.
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| Just one spot |
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| And another |
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| And another |
As of yesterday I have been working on ridding myself of this menace. If you think these spots look bad just try to imagine a bathroom full of this stuff. I cleaned that out yesterday. I fear my former compatriot has already succumbed to the mental degradation that the black death sometimes deals out. By the end of this day I will either emerge from this battle victorious or dead. If the latter, Dylan, I blame everything on you. You really should have caught the black mold everywhere in the two bathroom and on the vents. At least I die a man. Because you totally skipped out on the clean up day I have posted a picture of fat you.
I do not fear death but see it as another adventure. However, if this my last post I wish all of my friends and family the best.
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| Game on. |
Vita brevis mea. Vive diu, et prosperabitur.
Hey man, what you do while I'm at school isn't my fault! Also, it's not black mold, it's mildew. We're probably fine.
ReplyDeleteYour rationalizations make - me - sick. You would have just left it there and would have been brain damaged before too long. In fact there is a strong probability it has already affected you.
DeleteHow can you complain about a little mold in your apartment? I've seen worse stuff growing in your car.
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ReplyDeleteIf I'm reading this correctly, you moved into an affordable apartment in hot, humid Taiwan and you are shocked to find it is not the Ritz with a full housekeeping staff so you decided to clean the place you live and, while you were at it, you thought it would be a good thing to publicly insult the guy that went over there, alone, two weeks early to find an apartment so that all you would have to do is show up and move in. We love ya Mason but...come on
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